What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?